Well I thought so.
So I called her and asked her. She was a little...er...evasive on the phone. And then a little later I received the following in an email. I read the first scenario with a big smile on my face...which soon turned into guffaws of laughter when I read the second.
Oh dear. She really does know me and the boys far too well. (By the way, for the following to make sense I ought to tell you that her nickname for me is Mergatroid and mine for her is Lurgatroid - it must be all the antibiotics and pain meds because I can't for the life of me remember why).